The Rap Sheet of the Jokaz
1/11/2K5

This rap sheet interview is posted at the Rap Sheet Dossier at http://rap-sheet.tripod.com and a few other selected places.  The views expressed by Crimefighter and his guest do not necessarily reflect the views friends, associates, co-workers, organizations or any of the other six billion people on planet Earth.

After a certain someone read the interview I did with Chip Conway, he stepped up and asked me when would he get an interview.  Given that things have slowed down again, I went ahead and did it on the previous day.  This is a gentleman that I actually met before he started training as a wrestler, via instant messenger, who had a lot of interest in trying out to wrestle.

CF:  Okay...first question, how does Jokaz best represent Henderson and White Counties?

J: If they existed...I'd run for mayor.

CF:  Well they do exist, but you'd run for Mayor of a county?

J:  Sure, who wouldn't want 2 be drunk with power?

CF:  Mayors run cities, not counties...but let's move on.  Mystery guest, please introduce yourself to the audience.

J:  Okay...ladies and gentlemen, allow myself, to introduce.....myself!!  I'm tha psychopathic killa klown of the 3cw tha Jokaz.

CF:  How did you come up with the persona?

J:  Most people are scared of the dark, some are scared of closed in places, but I know alot of people that are terrified of clowns.  Plus I'm a always one to make people laugh.

CF:  Was it influenced by anyone or anything like the ICP?

J:  Yeha ICP had a BIG hand in it.

CF:  When did you decide you wanted to become a pro wrestler and how long have you been doing it?

J:  I've been backyard wrestling half of my life...  I guess I took it serious when I left Wine Valley, CA. Between CA and AZ, backyard wrestling is very popular there.

CF:  How do you see backyard wrestling, a lot of wrestling fans don't hold it in very high repute?

J:  Everybody has different views on backyard wrestling but I think majority of the people who wrestle now, whether it's 3CW, NMW, or hell WWE, has been involved in SOME kind of form of backyard wrestling

CF:  You used to live in California, how did you decide to move to IL?

J:  Other than getting kicked outta almost every school in the Morgan county [CA] school district, my father is a police officer, and a businessman and he moved to Illinois first then he moved and started it in St. Louis, MO.

CF:  Did you play any other sports before wrestling?

J:   I was in track (cross country), freestyle wrestling, basketball and I was deep in capoeira.

CF:  What's capoeira?

J:  A Brazilian form of martial arts, it's dancing/fighting.

CF:  Now there seems to be a lot of wrestling groups opening up all over the state, how did you decide that 3CW was where you wanted to go?

J:  It's kinda hard to explain but it seems like if you have a good idea, they'll listen instead of that "we'll look into it" stick.  I hate coming with good ideas and then get tha we'll I’ll think about it but when another fed pulls it, then they're like why didn't we think of that?

CF:  I recall you were in a tug-a-war as to where to begin your training, could you tell us about that?

J:  At first I was training with NMW.  But there was multiple negative things said and at that time in my life i already had enough things on my shoulders only to endure that nonsense.

CF:  So you decided to go elsewhere...

J:  Yeah, I was referred to 3CW by Billy Reno and ever since then I've been causing hell.

CF:  So tell me about your experience in 3CW thus far?  Like the progression of your character against the rest of the roster?

J:  Oh, I've had a blast so far with 3CW.  It’s like one of them dysfunctional families you see on Maury or Jerry Springer.  As for my character, he's not where I want him to be at, yet.  But I have no regrets thus far. 

CF:  What are your notable feuds, and who is involved?

J:  Kaval and myself.  The other ones have been petty.  The Jokaz/Kaval feud stands out.  It started when he cost me a shot at the heavyweight title.  I tried to hit Chuck Diamond but then he came in and chose to take tha chair shot.  To make a long story short...it spilled out to Hardcore Hell and I still think it's over...

CF:  Now that match featured some nasty weapons, barbed wire kendo stick and a lot of thumbtacks...

J:  That was a fun match.  I enjoy weapons in a match.  That gives it that real street fight mist to the ring.  PS I still have the barbed wire kendo stick.

CF:  Is there anything in a hardcore match that you absolutely do not want to see or do that other feds like CZW are doing?

J:  Nope... if I’m paying to see a hardcore match I wanna see it all!

CF:  And that would include using light tubes and stapling dollar bills?

J:  The light tubes aren’t that original anymore...but the stapling of dollar bills sound's kinda nice.

CF:  I told Chip Conway this during his interview, I say the same to you, I cannot justify mutilating yourself.

J:  Hey that's how it goes.  You step in the ring, this whatever.

CF:  Is the hardcore style of wrestling a niche thing or a sustainable product, given that WWE ditched its hardcore title and rarely does those kind of matches anymore?

J:  I think tha WWE sold out way to many times.  Hell who knows? It could've been because Christian mothers writing to the FCC about people jumping off Titan Trons onto people.

CF:  Not necrophilia?

J:  Oh no…gotta teach tha children about necrophilia!!!  Schools won't teach them.

CF:  What are your current goals in wrestling right now? Where do you see yourself in three years?

J:  Hopefully either with a championship belt or a wider fan base.

CF:  Well a title belt is what EVERYONE strives for...

J : True but I'd rather have my name out there more than a title.

CF:  Would you prefer to wrestle in Chicago or St. Louis?

J:  My second home St. Louis.

CF:  You have regular tag partners...who are they and your assessment of them.

J:  My tag partner is Hatchet Warrior, that's my partner in crime. 

CF:  When I see that name, I think Indian...should I?

J:  Part psycho/ part Indian, all loyal (unlike Dr. Gore).

CF:  Until the last show, I've never seen Dr. Gore, and then am surprised he unmasked himself. Your thoughts about him?

J:  He was part of our stable. Ya know good help is SO hard to find (especially if u get it from McFarlens) but Hatchet and myself will get revenge at the next Rebellion show.

CF:  Fairly recently you've dabbled in another group, Great American Wrestling, appearing first in a Royal Rumble, then a singles bout, your assessment of GAW?

J:  Like Chip Conway, my loyalty is to 3CW, but they needed wrestlers, and I was all for it.

CF:  You plan to make more appearances?

J:  Oh but of course.

CF:  This one is a sticky issue, what did you think of the infamous trash can drop that ended the Hardcore Hell match?

J:  It's just one of the risks you take with wrestling.  No matter how many times you practice, there still is a chance that something can go wrong.

CF:  But a trash can drop isn't something that's typical in a regular wrestling match...at least I've never seen anything like that since perhaps two guys in a dumpster being shoved off the stage.

J:  Eh true.

CF:  Okay...it's time for the fun part of the interview, name association.  We'll start with HHH.

J:  10-time champion now, pathetic actor.

CF:  Edge

J:  Silent rage don't have it anymore.

CF:  Randy Orton

J:  Not a big fan.

CF:  Bastista

J:  Somewhere I wanna be one day that pissed off for no reason.

CF:  Rob Van Dam

J:  He was better in ECW but still have respect for a guy from Kellogg.

CF:  Crash Holly

J:  May he rest in peace, a good look alike to Elroy Jetson.

CF:  John Bradshaw Layfield

J:  Closet Nazi.

CF:  Eddie Guerrero

J:  I think since he lost the championship, he lost tha heat.

CF:  Undertaker

J:  The real dead man returns and still kickin arse.

CF:  Abyss

J:  An ole Kane wannabe

CF:  Doesn't he resemble Mankind more?

J:  Yeha just bigger.

CF:  Christopher Daniels

J:  Not a fan.

CF:  Jeff Jerrett.

J:  I think his guitar swings are gettin harder and harder by the person.

CF:  Kevin Nash.

J:  Was a dangerous person when he was with the N.W.O.

CF:  AJ Styles

J:  He's good, I’m diggin the Styles Clash.

CF:  WWE

J:  Soap opera for men.... and I’m hooked…like the other 45 million people.

CF:  But isn't the buyrates and ratings just dropping through the floor?

J:  Ya.

CF:  So why is that?

J:  Don't know...I guess because you can see thru the storylines.

CF:  NWA TNA

J:  Has the potential to give WWE a run for it's money...if it gets a better push.

CF: CZW

J:  A lower function of an up and coming ECW.

CF:  3CW

J:  Like tha motto says: HARDCORE AND 2 THA POINT!!!

CF:  GAW

J:  A nice fed once it gets more wrestlers.

CF:  NMW

J:  They was first on the scene so gotta respect that.  Get rid of some of the egos, and politics, and it'll be better.

CF:  Vampire Kaval

J:  Great in tha ring, goofy outside the ring, gotta love it.

CF:  Nemesis

J:  Creative and a monster in the ring, funny as hell and humble outside the ring.

CF:  "Iron Chef" Leo Lagossi

J:  One of the funniest personas in 3cw, but trains and means well.

CF:  Dickie Williams

J:  A great guy...probably got a low blood count though.

CF:  Chip Conway

J:  That's my gangsta!!!  Once he gets over his personal demons, he'll be back on top of his game.

CF:  Irish Revolution

J:  There isn't a buffet safe in a five county radius with them on the loose.

CF:  Guy Smith 10-32

J:  You had to go there...had respect for him until he showed his true side.  I had MAD respect for him...until a little incident at Rockin Robins makes me hope that he's NOT carrying the flagship for NMW. 

CF:  He's the champ now.

J:  Ahh politics, if Bush can win another term...Guy can get a strap.

CF:  Sage Ramsey

J:  A VERY cool dude...only had one conversation, but other than that, needs tha strap back

CF:  Real World Jeremy

J:  He's cool as hell.

CF:  Mississippi Madman

J:  Oh that's one of my guys from NMW!  Made history with that moonsault.

CF:  Hardcore KC

J:  He's cool and strong as heck for a small guy.  Hi loved his last match with the freshman at tha last GAW show.

CF:  Apriq Laveq

J:  Can swing a MEAN chair (LOL sorry Kaval).

CF:  Lucky Dane

J:  A humble guy... and carries my favorite cereal!  Lucky Charms!

CF:  Jaxson Pride.

J:  That's my guy too!!  Cool to joke around with has a devastating finisher (I'll get you back for that hurt arm joke Jax!!)

CF:  JC Michaels

J:  Good wrestler, looks nine months pregnant though.  I wonder who tha father is?

CF:  "The Spotlight" Spencer Powers

J:  The name fits him.  He is the spotlight.

CF:  Mr. Elite

J:  He's cool, like his finisher.

CF:  Eric Logan

J:  Ahh nee more people like him LOL.

CF:  Hatchet Warrior

J:  Tag partner, partner in crime, we'll be doing more damage in ’05.

CF:  Billy Reno

J:  Better wrestler since he lost the dogs…I mean valets.

CF:  Dr. Gore

J:  Traitor, turncoat, and will need a doctor when me and hatchet are finished with him.

CF:  Scotty Cash

J:  Changed alot since we went to school together.  Had the strap for a  minute and proud of that. 

CF: Raven (Scott Levy)

J: How DARE he steal my birth name! Hey he's makin it work though.

CF:  As of right now who your favorite opponent and most hated opponent?

J:  Right now don't have a hated opponent...yet.  But my all-time favorite will be Kaval...the guy has balls to take REAL thumbtacks to the back, and a barbed wire kendo stick to the face, and other weapons that causes pain.

CF:  Is there anyone you want in the ring real bad?

J:  GS 10-32 whatever the hell that means.  Ah, the alpha male to the man with guns, what a pull down.

CF:  Anyone else you want to shoot at right now?

J:  Just to see who's who, I'll dance with Scotty Cash.  I think it'll be fun to go at it with Hardcore KC.  But my #1 goal is for the "man with guns" Guy.

CF:  Okay, we've talked for like four hours or so...is there anything else you wish to say to close it out?

J:  First I’d like to say thanks for taking tha time out to interview me.  And in closing I’d like 2 thank all tha people at 3cw and other feds that gave me ha chance 2 unleash tha demon known as tha Jokaz out...’05 marks a new year and some changes for tha Jokaz. And for the ones who think the Jokaz is all talk and no action outside the ring (And you know who the hell you are!!) just book a match and we'll settle it there.  Tha NMW/3CW rumors need to stop!  And a PERSONAL note to the man with guns…that disrespect you did last Saturday January 8th ‘05, won't go forgotten.  Take that anyway u want Mr. Smith.  P.S. Jokaz for president in 08!!!!

CF:  Hmmm.  There you have it, a challenge to Guy Smith.

Well I managed to get this interview done in one day.  As I've said before, I'll interview anyone, and frankly I wanna interview someone in my own favorite fed soon!  All it takes is a computer and an instant messenger program!  Until next time, this is the Crimefighter saying bustin' ain't easy!